Pick a photo
Vacation, selfie, headshot, the group photo where nobody smiles at the same time anyway. He does not care. He cares about nothing.
The cat who barges into your photos. Uninvited. By AI. With attitude. And a look that says: “Who invited you?”
You pick a photo. Hissberto appears in it — with matching light, a real shadow, and zero respect for your subject.
Vacation, selfie, headshot, the group photo where nobody smiles at the same time anyway. He does not care. He cares about nothing.
AI places him photorealistically into the scene — light, perspective and shadow all match. As if he had really been there. Unfortunately.
Send the picture and wait for the one question that always comes: “Wait — whose cat is THAT?”
Born the seventh kitten of an attic cat in Naples, on a night too hot for sleeping. He has been complaining about the temperature ever since. About every temperature.
Between the tables of a trattoria he learned two things: that a well-placed stare gets you anything — and that people photograph constantly. The food. The sea. Themselves. Everything except him.
He never got over it. So he took matters into his own paw.
Hissberto Furioso di Gattolini, Settimo del Suo Nome
A small selection of photos nobody invited him to.
The first picture is on the house. Hissberto insists. It is, after all, his show.
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